Stuart Johnson

Footy stuff

Club you support

Everton FC

Describe your playing style

Quick, strong, like to take people on and create chances & bag a few goals

What Premiership player does this most resemble?

Id like to think Wayne Rooney

Greatest moment in a VMFC shirt

Lining up for the IGLFA World Cup Final with the national anthem playing and all the TV cameras gave me a lump in my throat

Funniest moment in a VMFC shirt

Gotta be Vera scoring against Prague and his celebration

Player you'd most like to see in (or out of) a VMFC shirt

Mikael Arteta

Player you'd most like to foul in a VMFC shirt

Duncan Ferguson

Any boyhood sporting hero?

Nope

Other sports of interest?

Most sports, rugby cricket blah blah blah

Other Stuff

Bar most likely to be propped up against (inc clubs if you want)

Most of them on anal treat

Favourite location for bronzing your white bits?

Me mums gaff in spain

C.D (or cassette if your too old) to play before hitting the town

Any except Jason McAuley's!

Singer to duet with @ Churchill's

Kenzie ;-p

Favourite flick or TV programme

Match of the day

What does your car say about you?

Sporty, black and sexy

Chinese, Indian or Italian? (food!)

Indian

Place to eat out

Subway (classy!)

Poison of choice (non alcoholic choice is ok - if that exists in our club?)

Stella

Any claim to fame?

I mix with celebs daily haha

Top of the lottery win wish list

A night with Kenzie

Any tips on how to impress a date/partner? (keep it clean!)

I've no idea somebody help me please

Message to the VMFC fans

Speak to my agent if you want autographs haha