Craig Nordon

Player Profile

Where to start with Craig 'Noddy' Nordon! Coming in at 26 years old - although he likes to claim he's closer to 19 to anyone that asks/looks at his fitlads profile(!) - Craig's date of birth is 24th September 1984. Originally from Barnsley, he's another one of those that somehow ended up supporting Man United. Hmm! He's one half of celebrity showbiz couple Mr and Mrs Ramsden.

Nordon plays in goal for the club, and at times is thrown up front, and he likens himself to Jussi Jaaskelainen, with his favourite player being Iker Casillas - "such an amazing goalkeeper from such a young age". Claiming Lee Ryan as his famous person lookalike, his future ambition is to be as famous as, or if not more than, Lisa Scott Lee. Oh dear. Away from the high life of VMFC, 'Norton' likes to sunbathe for 9 minutes at a time, go to watch concerts where artists get confused which city they're in and mingle with his Z list celebrity friends! Given a limit of three words to describe himself in, Craig says he's stylish, confident, happy and judgemental.

One of the highlights of Craig's time at the club has been the trip to Barcelona, whilst winning the GFSN cup also gets a mention!

Key Stats

Mark yourself out of 20 for the following skills:

Dancing? 20

Pulling? 20

JB Scale of Liquid Gold? 15

Holding one's ale? 10