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October 2016 featured player: David Hayes



David Hayes.


Real age:




Grindr age:


Nearl 29.


Home town:


One of the few genuine Mancunians in the club (not that that’s anything to brag about).


When did you join VMFC:


Summer 2015. 


Former clubs, if any:


Crikey, University of St Andrews 3rd XI?


Greatest Village moment:


Winning the Yorkshire Cup.


What club do you support:


Manchester United. 


Favourite Village bar (if not your thing, say where is):


G.A.Y. - I like the way their door policy definitely isn’t offensive and illegal. 


What do you do for a living:


Marine Engineering Officer (I work on ships).


Do you participate in any other sports:


Rugby and squash.


What else do you do to relax:


Poker, XBox.


Current favourite song:


Black Widow by Iggy Azalea.


Current favourite TV show:


GoT!! How could anyone put anything else?


All time favourite film:




Relationship status:


Single (I know right!!)


Favourite footballer (for football reasons):


David Beckham - class act on and off the pitch.


Favourite footballer (not for football reasons):


Wayne Rooney.......... lol, Robbie Rodgers.


Preferred position (on the pitch!):


Striker and other position that allow me minimal defensive responsibilities.


Describe your playing style:


I used to be fast and still haven’t come to terms with not being able to outrun every other player yet. Also people think I’m good in the air - I’m not!


Premiership player your style most matches:


Michael Owen at Man Utd (ie when he’d lost all his pace).


What made you want to try VMFC out for the first time?:


I knew zero gays in Manchester. How I long for those days now!!


Why should new players join VMFC:


It’s a social club where all abilities really are catered for and is a great way to meet a surprisingly diverse group of mates. Occasionally we play some footers too.


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