Meet

David

October 2016 featured player: David Hayes

Name:

 

David Hayes.

 

Real age:

 

30.

 

Grindr age:

 

Nearl 29.

 

Home town:

 

One of the few genuine Mancunians in the club (not that that’s anything to brag about).

 

When did you join VMFC:

 

Summer 2015. 

 

Former clubs, if any:

 

Crikey, University of St Andrews 3rd XI?

 

Greatest Village moment:

 

Winning the Yorkshire Cup.

 

What club do you support:

 

Manchester United. 

 

Favourite Village bar (if not your thing, say where is):

 

G.A.Y. - I like the way their door policy definitely isn’t offensive and illegal. 

 

What do you do for a living:

 

Marine Engineering Officer (I work on ships).

 

Do you participate in any other sports:

 

Rugby and squash.

 

What else do you do to relax:

 

Poker, XBox.

 

Current favourite song:

 

Black Widow by Iggy Azalea.

 

Current favourite TV show:

 

GoT!! How could anyone put anything else?

 

All time favourite film:

 

Titanic.

 

Relationship status:

 

Single (I know right!!)

 

Favourite footballer (for football reasons):

 

David Beckham - class act on and off the pitch.

 

Favourite footballer (not for football reasons):

 

Wayne Rooney.......... lol, Robbie Rodgers.

 

Preferred position (on the pitch!):

 

Striker and other position that allow me minimal defensive responsibilities.

 

Describe your playing style:

 

I used to be fast and still haven’t come to terms with not being able to outrun every other player yet. Also people think I’m good in the air - I’m not!

 

Premiership player your style most matches:

 

Michael Owen at Man Utd (ie when he’d lost all his pace).

 

What made you want to try VMFC out for the first time?:

 

I knew zero gays in Manchester. How I long for those days now!!

 

Why should new players join VMFC:

 

It’s a social club where all abilities really are catered for and is a great way to meet a surprisingly diverse group of mates. Occasionally we play some footers too.