I'm from Sale in South Manchester.
When did you join VMFC:
Late May 2016.
Former clubs, if any:
Sale Spartans FC.
Greatest Village moment:
I really don't remember very much!
What club do you support:
Favourite Village bar:
The Thompsons Arms. But then, I do work there!
What do you do for a living:
I work for literary events company Aspidistra Books. And Thompsons when they beg.
Do you participate in any other sports:
None. I'm far too lazy.
What else do you do to relax:
Socialise (drink) and of course play football.
Current favourite song:
Numb - Linkin Park.
Current favourite TV show:
Always Game of Thrones.
All time favourite film:
Favourite footballer (for football reasons):
Favourite footballer (not for football reasons):
Joshua Kimmich. Because wow!
Preferred position (on the pitch!):
Describe your playing style:
Kick and run. Sometimes limp.
[Always limp - editor]
Premiership player your style most matches:
Antonio Valencia - completely one-footed.
What made you want to try VMFC out for the first time:
Their Treasurer, Joycey, recruited me when I was drunk in Gran Canaria.
Why should new players join VMFC:
It's a great way to meet new people and get involved with the community whilst attempting to get healthy and fit.