Meet

Sal

April 2017 featured player:

Sal

Name:

 

Saleh Alzakli. 

 

Real age:

 

35. 

 

Grindr age:

 

25. 

 

Home town:

 

Dubai.  

 

When did you join VMFC:

 

2010. 

 

Former clubs, if any:

 

The panthers in Bristol

 

Greatest Village moment:

 

When village win the league this year! [er, tempting fate there?]

 

What club do you support:

 

Liverpool.  

 

Favourite Village bar (if not your thing, say where is):

 

Oscars. 

 

What do you do for a living:

 

Housewife. 

 

Do you participate in any other sports:

 

Cleaning and dusting. 

 

What else do you do to relax:

 

Sleep. 

 

Current favourite song:

 

Sia Cheap Thrills.

 

Current favourite TV show:

 

Walking Dead.  

 

All time favourite film:

 

Working Girl. 

 

Relationship status:

 

Married. 

 

Favourite footballer (for football reasons):

 

Roberto Baggio. 

 

Favourite footballer (not for football reasons):

 

Di Rossi. 

 

Preferred position (on the pitch!):

 

Midfield. 

 

Describe your playing style:

 

Rough. 

 

Premiership player your style most matches:

 

Kante. 

 

What made you want to try VMFC out for the first time?:

 

Gay parties. 

 

Why should new players join VMFC:

 

Gay parties! 

 

[Where are all these gay parties? - ed]

 

We're not entirely sure Sal took this seriously!